Anonymous asked: So did you listen to the Starfighter fan-album? Did each track truly capture the feeling of each memorable SF moment?
I finally got around to it.It’s kinda a shame this music is too good for starfighter. Than again recording the reverberating screams and grunts combined with the spurlting shits of a person with sonic diarrhea would be too good.
Let me decipher what part of the comic they’re about.
Gravitation - An aggressive song with mysterious tones, the bass gives a feeling of immense size. Clearly this is about Cain’s dong, it’s so big it has its own gravity after all lol.
Reliant - With its booming and shooting mixed with light bubbly sounds is most definitely about the male orgasm and ejaculating.
Among the stars - With seemingly two dueling musical sides that is both strong but joyful is about when two dudes rub wieners.
Cockpit the Reliant - Music starts out unsure with its breaks and warbling sounds but leads into solid beats. It occasionally drops out as well. This is Abel’s competing thoughts about what a shitball of a human being Cain is but that only makes him hotter so its awight for Cain to do what he wants with Abel.
Cain - Well the title says its all. It’s a menacing, militaristic tune with wailing sounds. It’s about what a hot, intimidating badass Cain is despite being an insecure, violent, child in an underweight man’s body.
Colteron Space - It’s a cold, slow song punctuated with light fairy sounds that attempts to lighten the song but never fully does. This is a song about pubes being a pest and trying to grow back. NOT SEXY, SHAVE THEM BUGGERS!
Dreaming of Abel - Full of chimes and soft but slow and uplifting overall. This is not about Abel at all. We could replace him with a blow up doll as long as the fans are able to project their vag tingles onto him. This is about how Cain is secretly super sensitive and didn’t mean to push you down those stairs baby. See look I made you a wind chime out of finger bones…so what if they’re the finger bones of your brother, that guy was trying to move in on my favorite property. That being you baby.~
Fighter - Thumping and shooting with deep cello like sounds, sounds seemingly coming from all sides. This is about how all fighters have midnight orgies and they’re super steamy.
Acqua Tofana - It’s an upbeat, throbbing tune with happy bursts. It’s encapsulates how I would feel if Cain was murdered by Abel. It is about blow jobs. Sweet, sweet blow jobs.
Defining your enemy - Lots of clanging and banging, with hints of sweet piano. It later drops out to warbling staticy noises before building into its previous sounds again. This is about how you’re trying to sleep but your military barracks neighbors are fucking. So you think, “I better make sure they’re not going to get hurt.” So you go over and have a disappointing threesome. You return to your room and your OTHER military neighbors are porking. SHEESH! SUCH A HARD LIFE THIS SPACE MARINE JOB!
Colterons - She really had people make a song about them before knowing a single thing about them? It’s a freaky strong song. It’s deep, dark, with bells and hints of military drums. This is about how they go to the doctor to check for STDs and they’re scared they got mpreg’d too. Turns you its twins Abel you better marry that bastard to maintain your feminine dignity.
Nexus - Electronic and airy. Whimsical and spacey in feel. This is about lubing up hard wienies. JUST KIDDING LUBE IS NEVER NEEDED! It’s about how Abel has no need to worry about wanting to bang that dude cause he’s gay and wants to bang you too. No exceptions!
Dark Passing - Another kinda dark bubbling tune with twinkling bell shit. Suddenly circus sounding shit shows up? This is about how Abel’s fetish is to pretend to be a rodeo clown that gets raped in the A-hole by a bull. The bull has got to be good looking though, he’s got self-respect okay!
Colony Lullaby - Lullaby shit with some lady going, “AHHHH” the whole time. She was doing an Abel impression because he’s either having sex or running from a domestic abuser another hot guy.
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